silly things i did that i think are funny despite requiring low effort on my part

• i developed a preference for eating oreos by rinsing them under a faucet
• i started to use python scripts to automate actions in an online strategy game , but took down their server bc each API response was ~5 mb and i was making thousands per minute.
• let a stranger from the internet take me into a cave with their friend
• took the amtrak from los angeles to albuqueruque overnight in a coach seat
• made friends with the person i sat next to/slept next to. she was an antivaxxer (so it was a little awkward to maneuver around that topic) but was otherwise a well-meaning person.
• ordered a 50lb sack of potatoes to the office on instacart in order to feed them to my coworkers
• i tripped a breaker by using three microwaves on the same circuit to cook potatoes for 12 people.
• potatoes can require up to 15 minutes of continuous microwaving. this usage pattern permanently destroyed my coworker's personal microwave (which he brought in because i was hogging the microwave by cooking potatoes).
• in a job interview, when my interviewer asked if i had any questions, i asked if he liked rats
• i did not get an offer :(
• ate a microwaved potato during an onsite whiteboarding session
• took two of my friends to look at the dumpster behind an apartment building for 20 minutes.
• i thought there would be rats. i saw rats the last time i looked at the dumpster. but there were no rats.
• slept in a dog bed for a week in my friend's closet (the dog bed has only ever been used for humans, to my knowledge)